April 2011
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How to have a good day: The Benjamin Button Day.
It’s called a “Benjamin Button Day” because you do everything backwards! Here’s how you do it:
Start drinking in the morning.
Don’t shower.
Do NOT greet the day.
Text your friends about all the fun you had with them later.
Eat a steak (riches) or a hotdog (poors) around 10AM.
Play on the internet (this activity, being the “mid-life” of your day,...
March 2011
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Everything besides salsa that tortilla chips taste...
Guacamole (No shit. Get outta here if you’ve got guac, fancy jeans.)
Special “guacamole” (when you mash up an avocado and just jam in whatever else you have lying around)
Sour cream (DUH!)
Hummus (more like YUMMUS!)
Ranch (Ranch=no rules. Britney Spears puts it on her pizza!)
Oil and Balsamic Vinegar (tortilla chips and crostini are basically cousins)
Soft cheese (any)
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