Milk Milk Lemonade

Apr
14th

Tue

noooooooooooooooo.

here’s the ultimately SOTA, guyz (that’s “sign of the apocaplyse.”). not EVEN just if he gets elected. but even if he doesn’t—the fact that our society has bred and weaned this succubus into such comfortable meglomania that he actually thinks this not only COULD happen, but SHOULD happen… GAH. if it does, i will no longer have any connection to this world, and i will be forced to suicide myself. bye, friends.

Apr
13th

Mon

Read this adorable article that reminds me of my favorite author, Robert Benchley.

It’s about you. Well, part of it.

Apr
10th

Fri

Sign of the Apocalypse Sent Directly to My Email #671.

Apr
9th

Thu

thedailywhat:

This is a real thing that actually happened — your argument is invalid.

[via.]

uhhh… YES. YES YES YES. watch it now.

CW's Summer Programming: Sign of the Apocalypse #1,654

BLONDE CHARITY MAFIA is a docu-series about the lives of Washington, D.C.’s most influential 20-something Alpha Girls. The BCM runs the D.C. social circuit from charity events to society parties. Their events are the hottest ticket in town, and everyone vies for an invitation - from Congressmen to Hill staffers. Gossip about the BCM is played out and played up on LATENIGHTSHOTS.com (a local, invite-only social website), where minute-by-minute gossip updates about the BCM’s daily (and nightly) exploits are shared for the D.C. public to devour.

Apr
8th

Wed

thedailywhat:

Idiot Box.

because the twitter girl at my work gets paid more than i do.

Apr
7th

Tue

Flo Rida wants you to call his cell phone.

Best Analysis of "The Hills" by My Internet Boyfriend

How many episodes are left in the season? Whoops, I meant to ask how many bullets are left in my gun? One? Perfect.

Apr
6th

Mon

thedailywhat:

Silly Celebrity of the Day: Dear Billy Corgan,

Please tell me you’re being ironic.

Love, TDW.

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